James: How many times did you have sex with Michael Fassbender?
Interviewer: That was the question. And what is the answer?
James: Four.
Interviewer: Four times, four times. And how tender a lover is he?
James: Define tender?
Interviewer: I guess a little bit of spooning afterwards? Some snuggles? Maybe a little *kissing noise* on the neck?
James
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